What an intro! Adrianna and Kelli here, live from Kendra's living room floor. Adrianna is less than impressed with elder patrol and will not be RSVPing any time soon. Kelli lists the best hot tips she has learned from Adrianna over the years. Learn why Adrianna's left shoe is unsalvageable, a little Italian, and why Kelli will still be burping post-mortem. Grab your confetti; you're about to break a tooth on some Jordan almonds!