Greetings, dummies! This week, we learn that dildos are a government tool to controls population! We also talk about the ominous death of a Canadian groundhog everyone awaited to emerge from the ground for winter predictions. We briefly touch on the controversy of Hogwarts Legacy. And to bring us back to form, I force Russ to watch a…spicy video and then come up with a name for the act in an ass-backwards Worst of Humanity segment! Hope you like seafood because you can now listen to S3E7 | So Fresh, You Can Taste the Sea