ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! FIIIIIIRRREEEEHHHOOOOUUUSSEEEE!

We saw your bat signal, and we're swooping in with a Very Special Episode: Firehouse Explainer!

We've got a hot one, here in ALX—a five day firehouse primary to fill a State Senate seat in SD39, since Adam Ebbin's up in smoke...get it? (listen and you will!)

But wait—JUST FIVE DAYS until the primary?! What the?! And why?! How does it work? What percentage of online conspiracy theories are 100% true?! YOU NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING! (Hint: there are polls, but in no relation to firefighters)

It's a good thing we got Sandy, who Knows Things now, AND that we Socializers looove to learn—because there's a lot to know and mannnny hot takes to modulate in our feeds and in our brains!

LISTEN!

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