The Premier League is back and so are The Gaffers. Those thieving ninjas haven’t returned Craig’s laptop, so he is recording remotely from the tin bath in Saido Berahino’s bungalow. We go in depth into our fantasy football picks for Gameweek 1 and we stick our necks on the line with our picks for the season. There’s an extended social media segment as we answer all your burning questions, as well as a new jingle or two, a couple of choc ices and Craig’s quiz comes at you with a hadouken.