Paris may be for lovers, but it’s also for limping ex–playboys, scheming blondes, and royals with street-food cravings. This week, Leif and Steve dig into Gossip Girl’s two-part premiere wrap-up, where Chuck is playing at being “Henry Prince,” Blair is serving Oscar de la Renta realness, and Serena can’t help but make everything about herself.

We break down:

• Blair’s jaw-dropping red gown and her emotional Paris bridge showdown with Chuck.
• Nate being…well, Nate—gullible, pretty, and easily played by Juliet.
• Dan’s accidental reunion with Vanessa (plus a suspiciously quiet stage baby).
• Serena juggling a morgue visit, a poll about her love life, and some questionable pants.
• That closing loft scene—one of the best group reveals Gossip Girl has ever staged.

From Harry Winston sparkle to Chuck’s dramatic cane usage, this episode had it all. Grab a croissant and join us for all the drama, fashion, and fan forum throwbacks.

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Produced by Leif Capicola and Steve Marchion. 

Edited and mixed by Leif Capicola.

The Gossip Girl Theme Performed By Steve Marchion.