Tim takes Becky to Tami, the smartest woman in Texas, for some advice on her unwanted pregnancy, which Luke has blabbed about to his parents, so you know that's gonna work out great. Jess confronts her dad over his uncaring behavior, and Vince checks his mom into rehab. Also, Julie kisses a boring boy.

Texas Forever is a Friday Night Lights rewatch podcast. Follow us at @TexasForeverPod, @MerylWilliams, and @LizJuranek. Theme song: "Devil Town," Tony Lucca.