Stop me if you've heard this one before - the Bears went into Green Bay for a nationally-televised night game and they left with a loss, giving their fanbase an uneasy feeling and continued inferiority complex. The boys won't dwell on Sunday night's thrashing too much as it's Texans week which means the return of a bearded Lovie Smith. So much Pinocchio and donkey talk. We ask the questions you're dying to have answered.

Intro. Thank you Bo Burnham for your inspiration for the intro song Kmet, starring Tony Doinks, Rick Feelsmen, Bill Doinks and Coach Cuse.

What's On Tap Tonight. Is this the new Guy Fieri chat area?

Paying Our Bills.

Green Bay Review. We try not to dwell.

Texans Preview. Lovie's back in town.

Bears Fantasy Corner. Who are the Bears offensive weapons of choice this week?

Hamm's N Bread. Rick Feelsmen (1-5) is back with a boatload of hot picks. Pinocchio ended up capturing our imagination in this segment.

B1G Minute. Illini and Gophers appear the head of the class.

Dipsh!ts and Dipsticks. Greasetank Frank as only he can.

Where Can You Find Us. 

Let's Wrap this M'Fer Up. A touch of Toffees and White Sox. Gambling story for the ages. Lots of sound to close it out.