King Poles sat on his drafting throne for the first time as Chicago Bears GM extraordinare and who did he find? Eleven new players plus an ungodly amount of undrafted free agents. With their seconds of research, the boys of Zero Doinks react to all of the new Bears as only they can. Plenty of special guests this episode, including the incomparable Rick Feelsmen PLUS Greasetank Frank who is starring in a brand new segment debuting this episode. Thanks for listening, you're welcome for the weirdness and we apologize, especially for ALF talk.

0:00 - 03:49 - Intro with new song "Elderly Farts" starring Bill Doinks and the professional editing skills of Coach Cuse (compliments to Pearl Jam)

03:49 - 05:46 - What's on tap tonight?

05:46 - 67:26 - Bears and NFL draft talk. What do we think of Ryan Poles's first draft overall? Analysis of each player in the unique style of Zero Doinks. How did the rest of the NFC North fare? (sound courtesy of Chicago Bears dot com, 69 Boyz and random creators of sound effects on YouTube). 

67:26 - 68:48 - How can you be the next Zero Doinks?

68:48 - 88:36 - B1G Minute. Where did our Gophers and Illini end up? Plus a quick recap of Dave Madness (it's been awhile).

88:36 - 106:47 - Hamm's N Spreads. Resident whale, shark and sharp Rick Feelsmen pops in to give everyone his hot hot picks. Plus the segment within the segment within the segment, Toffee's Corner, celebrates a big Everton win.

106:47 - 111:41 - Dipsh!ts and Dipsticks. New auto racing segment starring Greasetank Frank and a taste of Rick Feelsmen.

111:41 - 112:19 - Where can you find us on the interwebs?

112:19 - 140:11 - Let's Wrap This M'Fer Up. Has Dan dipped into ALF yet? (sound courtesy of ALF)

140:11 - END - bonus sounds from the show.