The 2022 schedule is out and things are red hot in Dan's trousers. We take a look at how the Bears will run through this year's slate and highlight some dates that tickle our fancy. Plus Dipsh!ts and Dipsticks is back for another rousing update from Greasetank Frank (RIP to Rick who is vacationing without his thumbs). A few other surprises, per usual. Thanks for listening, we love you.

0:00 - 04:56 - A smattering of predictions from the Fans N Eggs crew (thank you's to The Wayouts and of course our Eggs: Phil in Indiana, TY in Ontario, Frank in Ohio, Mark in Alabama, Marcell in Minneapolis, Darren in Dublin)

04:56 - 07:56 - What's on tap tonight?

07:56 - 62:01 - Bizarre analysis of the newly-released 2022 Bears schedule. What do we think the final record will be? Does Poles need to carve out room at Halas Hall for Super Bowl trophy number two?

62:01 - 63:23 - How you can be the next Zero Doinks

63:23 - 67:19 - Dipsh!ts and Dipsticks with Greasetank Frank.

67:19 - 67:56 - Where can you find us on the interwebs?

67:56 - 88:59 - Outro weirdness, don't even remember what we were rambling about here.

88:59 - END - Bonus sound.