Welcome to Rivalry Week, where hate is the only renewable resource! In this episode, we dance on the grave of Penn State’s playoff hopes after they fumbled away the season (twice). We breakdown Northwestern’s inexplicable rise from the dead—seriously, how do you win without running the ball?—and we cover the most horrifying "lower body injury" in college football history courtesy of Georgia Tech’s QB.

Plus, we look ahead to the "Pink Slip Bowl" between South Carolina and Clemson, discuss UConn’s shameless stat-padding against UMass, and update the "Sack Record Watch" for Texas DT Justus Terry (who is legally a weapon of mass destruction).

Buckle up. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.