Surprise! The Maxi Pod has made an unexpected return for one night only to provide a timely list of warnings as an addendum to their acclaimed "8 Simple Rules for Having a Savage Girl Summer."

Although we have no regrets, we felt it was our duty to get in front of any looming PR nightmares by providing the Maxxinistas with some safety and security tips and tricks to make the rest of the summer a huge success. We just want to bring ppl together with our antics, not split them apart.

ANDDDD of course the return of Ugly Girls Talking about Reality TV aka a full Summer House conversation aka that fun moment when you realize the 4 men of Summer House represent every archetype of Fuck Boi you have ever met.

A little Destiny's Challenge, a little Britney Jean, a little Challenge All-Stars, and we will see you in the distant future!

The Maxi Pod will return when the leaves change.

"Take care of yourself and your friends,"

Rachel and Maggie