Find your seat, sharpen your pencils and get ready for the first day of school. We’re kicking off SZN 5 (can you believe?!) with an episode discussing the quadrants. But first, we catch up on what we’ve been up to while on our break, play a little game of Talk Astro to Me then discuss the current state of the sky during the ‘morning announcements’. During ‘study hall’ we take a trip around the birth chart to discuss the four quadrants and share what a majority of placements in  each of the quadrants may mean for your journey in this lifetime. We take a break from astrology chats for ‘recess’ where we discuss our personal priorities and goals for 2023. It wouldn’t be a school-themed season without the best part of school - passing notes. We take a reader’s submission who’s looking to find balance between the fun of casual dating and the depth of a serious relationship that pleases both their sagittarius and capricorn placements.

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