Take out your pen and paper, because in the last episode of season 5, Rachel and Maggie provide their 8 Simple Rules for having a Savage Girl Summer, not to be mistaken with a Hot Girl Summer, which is exactly the same thing. Also a full recap and reaction to the Challenge Double Agents finale and winners. Someone grab us a tissue and TJ an Emmy.

All ze way from Death Day in February to Savage Girl Summer, we hope that season 5 gave you life, liberty for Britney Spears, and the pursuit of an igloo party.

Thank you to all of the Maxxinistas for an amazing season, and especially to so_grool, Shrittany, So Torho, Noelle and Matty C for their epic and unhinged contributions.

and that's a rat! Big Brother Sucks