Did Alan Partridge ever truly settle the discussion of who is the best lord? Do you have conversations down the pub about what is the best guitar solo? Who was the best bladder kicker, or other similar things that we simply can't be bothered to come up with?

Then this is an episode for you. Or maybe not. Listen or don't, you're choice.

 

Ferg and Lee finally come round to the hot topic, hashtag sensitive, issue of the moment: what is the best drink?

 

There are propositions, hypotheses, and many conjectures. There is consensus and disagreement, often simultaneously. Do you agree with our hosts' choices? Would you like to suggest alternatives? Is a final and unanimous conclusion reached?

 

TM&TM:  Dignity Under Cabin Pressure topping the opinion polls from Thursday morning.