We’re taking off our math caps and swapping them out for our throwback caps! We’re talking all things elementary and middle school this week. We kick off the episode with a game of ‘Talk Astro to Me’ then during the morning announcements we explain transits, how to read them and how to use them to your advantage as you move through the world. The study hall bell rings and we change subjects to the signs as studentsl. We cover Aries’ love for PE all the way to Pisces’ french class fantasies. During recess we discuss our early school lives, social standings and share some truly wild class projects. Fun fact, we never went to school together in all our 20+ years of friendship, so we had a lot of catching up to do! We close out the episode with a question from a reader who is determining whether they should pursue a creative or ‘safer’ career route as they enter college.

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