This week on Lager’s Off, Dan and Martin tackle the big issues facing modern middle-aged men — namely why the Kardashians are unavoidable, how cold is too cold indoors, and whether it’s acceptable to wear extra layers in your own house. There’s also a triumphant return of the ongoing rankings, as the lads continue the serious business of sorting the best chocolate bars and crisps in the UK (with strong opinions, mild outrage, and absolutely no scientific backing). As ever, expect questionable logic, unnecessary tangents, and two blokes slowly coming to terms with winter. Beer is Hard Ticket To Hawaii by Pomona Island