This week on Regarding Music from The Elder, Chaz, Wolfy, Scott, Corey, and special guests Dan & Pang Pappathopoulos stumble headfirst into “Dark Light”—where the screenplay somehow becomes more unhinged, Mr. Blackwell starts sounding like a cosmic war prophet, and absolutely nobody can agree whether the Elder are enlightened guardians… or interdimensional HR managers from hell.

Meanwhile:

• Corey discovers the Order of the Rose may have built its entire business model on manipulation and disposable messiahs
• A creepy fox-man appears out of nowhere singing Ace Frehley lyrics like a haunted alley goblin
• An owl creature eats multiple soldiers onscreen
• Sypha drops a revelation massive enough to shatter the whole mythology
• Heath McCoy accidentally channels Randy Savage hard enough to threaten reality itself

And through it all, the panel continues the impossible task of adapting Music from The Elder into an actual coherent cinematic universe… one cease-and-desist at a time.

THIS WEEK’S SONG:

“Dark Light” — KISS

(with unexpected assistance from Ace Frehley, alleyway goblins, and purple lightning)

FINAL VERDICT:

Not a rock opera anymore.

A full-blown fantasy franchise fueled entirely by commitment to the bit.

The Show

In this season of Regarding…, the panel tackles KISS’s Music From The Elder one song at a time—testing whether its epic ambition holds up under scrutiny. Alongside the analysis, Scott D. Monroe’s original screenplay tries to turn the album’s abstract mythology into an actual story.

Ambition meets accountability.

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