The Maxi Pod is here to coach you on how to celebrate a Birthday like the Millennial Spawn we know you can be.

& every day is your Birthday when the Fall Reality TV Lineup gives your week purpose:

18:00- Spooked and Sandra Dee'd by Dancing with the Stars Grease and Horror Nights 26:00 -Surprised by how much we are enjoying Michelle's Bachelorette Season 31:00 -Underwhelmed by the Challenge Spies Lies & Allies

AND A TIMELESS DESTINY'S CHALLENGE FOR ALL YOU SCATTERS

HBD Maxxinistas <3