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Sydney siders will enjoy the news that the entire city will be wiped from the face of the earth after the upcoming Australia election in May.

Super-Politician and potato head, Peter Dutttton will announce the new nuclear submarines being built in Botswana won't have any doors but will have a nice buffet and an outdoor gymnasium for those days and weeks lying at the bottom of Sydney harbour waiting to be rescued.

On a lighter note all homeless people will be pressed into detention on Mars come the 2032 Brisbane olympic games and Australia's fattest pretend politician and public nuisance, Clive Palmer announces his retirement from delusions of grandeur and will settle for all the cryptocurrency he can eat.