Also known as The One Where I Too Am Just a Love Machine.

Michael and Elizabeth (and Nora) return to discuss the ongoing misadventures of Ross and Bruce Willis. It took them all of 2 episode before someone hid in a cupboard. Elsewhere, Monica makes the hideous presumption that she might one day marry her live-in boyfriend of two years, and Chandler correctly reacts poorly.

Follow the show on Instagram, and on Twitter @FriendsPod, and as always, tell a Friend.