Alright, strap in you filthy animals, we’re talkin’ about *Death of a Unicorn*—a flick where Jenna Ortega probably stares down some glitter-shittin’ horse with those big doe eyes ‘til it croaks. This ain’t no fairy-tale snoozefest; it’s a horned-up massacre of sparkle and dreams, and I bet Jenna’s the badass grim reaper of rainbows in this twisted bitch of a movie!