With the early season seeing owners waffle between Big Dog and Porch, your hosts Chuck and Diesel attempt to sift through the results to find the truth. They recap the past week, introduce a new segment, censor some speech, and round it out by looking at next week's matchups.

For anyone concerned, Nugget was faking a limp for sympathy. He ran into the street, got yelled at, tripped, and then pretended to be hurt so he wouldn't be yelled at anymore. He was fine about 15 minutes later.