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As the festive season approaches, the Brians grapple with the reality that life on earth is perilously close to dangerous equipment and needs to stand at least 2 feet behind the yellow line and wear safety glasses at all times.

On a lighter note, King Charles has had his DNA mixed with a King Charles Spaniel, resulting in a canine that is seriously out of touch with the modern world but likes to bite the heads off ducks.

All this and less on The Siamese Herring Experiment.