Phoebe & Rachel go wedding dress shopping, bargain buying, hog tying, and band bargaining with Monica to try and have both THE dress and the Swing Kings, because Chandler, much like Ashley, fell prey to The Gap marketing of the early 2000s. On the other side of the street, Ross & Joey have the novel idea to let a woman decide who she wants to date, but don't worry, they ruin that idea in the end.