Note: This was recorded two weeks ago when I was going to take a break for a play I'm doing—but the play got in the way of posting it. So when we say we'll be back in 2 weeks, ignore that. We're back to normal next week! Thank you for your patience.

Beth and Abbey pretty much fell asleep during this episode. Alice is cool though.

This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Claudia Bradamante!

Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik

Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro