Season 9 Premiere Episode is a Quintessential Maxi Pod Production, despite this no longer being a Reality TV podcast. Valentine's Day is our Superbowl, so allow us to Usher you from Hibernation to the most hopeful made up holiday of the year.

Episode Notes/Guide

• 0:00 Transition from January Hibernation to February/Valentines Day
• 5:00 The End of Death Day?
• 11:15 Make Valentine's Day Your Bitch! (Tips & Tricks)
• 28:15 The News!
  • Taylor, Selena, Kylie, Timothee at the Golden Globes
  • Ariana Grande… YES! AND???!?!?
  • UDA Nationals
  • Challenge Champs Are Embarrassing Us (Season 39)
  • Life Lessons from the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
  • Winter House's Sam and Kory Breakup: A cautionary tale for pick me's
  • Yet Another Justin Timberlake Rant (Rating his comeback)
  • Nicki Minaj Playing Chess while y'all are playing checkers
• 1:02 Destiny's Challenge: So casually cruel in the name of being honest, Half Hearted Haters, The Kellys of the World, Men Written by Women, 2024 Happiness Intentions, YOU. CAN. LEAVE.

If you have been waiting for the perfect time to share this podcast with a friend, NOW IS THAT TIME. Spread the love this Valentine's Day through long-form conversation.