Sabretooth (2002) is actually pretty bad. In our first SyFy original, we're introduced to tiger vision as a lab test subject flees its captors. Desperately trying to survive in the wild, our saber-tooth responds by eating the only food at hand: dumb people in the woods. Alas, arch-capitalist Gimli, son of  Glóin, and his goons are in swift pursuit. Will this smilodon survive?