Jordan is back! And he has an axe to grind about how the modern church treats the apostle Peter. Plus all our Festivus grievences about megachurches and disgraced pastors riding back to a place of influence on their celebrity powers.

Jordan's vacation continues, so Joe and Steve carry on with their scintillating and uplifting insights on the infamous "Satanic Panic." Plus, what pop culture artifacts were forbidden in your evangelical house growing up?

Jordan is taking a break this week for some holiday travel, so producer/brother Steve sits in to keep Joe in line. The boys talk about their origin story in the wacky world of homeschooling.

Jordan and Joe have brother/producer and Christian media expert Steve join them for a run through the issues that divide Protestants and Catholics. Plus, the Lord of Darkness has a new minion from down under. All on this weeks exciting new episode of Sacred Cows Podcast!

Joe brings up the one issue he vowed never to discuss on the pod... Mark Driscoll and Christianity Today's Mars Hill podcast. He and Jordan take a look at what makes a pastor qualified, or disqualified, for leadership in a church.

Today, Christians have extremely negative perspectives on Islam, but historically this was not always the case. This week Joe and Jordan unpack some of what Islam gets right. Plus, why Allah and Yahweh are not the same god. Plus plus, tons of hilarious banter and personal insight!

Spooky season is here! Happy Halloween from the Sacred Cows Podcast to all who observe the day! Did your parents let you celebrate Halloween as a kid? Do you consider it an evil holiday? This week Jordan and Joe dig into the history of Halloween and why so many evangelical Christians reject it.

What is the study of patristics? And why is it important for us today? Ryan Lytton returns to talk to Joe and Jordan about the early Church thinkers and theologians and what weight their ideas should have on our own views of Scripture. For more content from Ryan, check out his Youtube page: https://www.youtube.com/c/RyanLytton

This week we are joined by Jordan's former professor Ryan Lytton to talk about the book of Jonah. What does Ryan think of Joe's hot take on Jonah? Did the events of Jonah actually happen or are they an important parable for the Israelite?. Tune in for another spine-tingling and controversial episode of the Sacred Cows Podcast!

For more content from Ryan, check out his Youtube page: https://www.youtube.com/c/RyanLytton

Denominationalism, what is it good for? A lot, actually. Jordan argues for the wide positive impact of denominations in the Church. Joe disagrees. Plus, in the wake of horrific world events, Joe and Jordan rail against evils of "sacrifice free" social media relationships.