Friends of the show Sam and Kris are in to discuss the latest and greatest tech toys.

In the meantime, the conversation quickly turns to Martha Stewarts' top kinks. We all know she's a sexy lady under that staid home-maker exterior and all that matters to us is which kinks she's been picking out of thin air for the last 7 decades. Gimps, ball gags, lazy susans, measuring kits, and cake molds are all mixed in. A Martha Stewart and Spencer's partnership is discussed.

Sam is disturbed by the sight of deflated balloons and discussion turns excruciatingly morbid as ideas are bandied about with how balloons could be used at funerals.

Sam plays harmonica.