🎙 Episode 1 – The Drive-Time Fireworks Breakdown (May 31, 2025)

Welcome to the first-ever audio-only episode of the Beastlol Fireworks Podcast – recorded during my morning commute, because let’s face it… all my best rants happen in the car. If you found this hidden gem, you’re officially in the inner circle. 🧨

🔥 In This Episode:

• 🧨 2025 TNT Price Leaks – How do they compare to COVID-era prices?
• 📉 The Golden Glow Assortment breakdown – why it’s not worth $560
• 💻 Behind the scenes: building my AI-powered Budget Guide Simulator
• 💡 The “per item” math you must do before buying any assortment
• 💬 Why sparklers at $20 is outrageous and hurting families
• 💔 The slow death of value in Safe & Sane fireworks – and why it matters
• 🧠 A deep dive into California’s pricing madness, legislation impact, and fire danger overreactions
• 🔥 The real cause of fireworks-related fires (and no, it’s not fountains)
• 🚒 Thoughts on prison fire camps, prevention, and broken fire policy
• 🎇 A passionate case for protecting the tradition of legal fireworks in California

🔑 Key Takeaways:

• Assortment math matters: Divide price by item count to find true value
• Sparklers are essential: They shouldn’t be luxury items
• Policy ≠ Progress: California’s fire response might be failing fireworks
• Real ones care: If you’re listening to this, you’re part of the fight to keep fireworks alive

🔍 Tags:

#Fireworks2025 #TNTFireworks #SafeAndSane #CaliforniaFireworks #FireworksBan #BudgetFireworks #GoldenGlowAssortment #FourthOfJuly