It's a Mars episode, and this time, once we finsih talking about school supplies for an obscenely long time, we get a victim with a major case of Single Rei Female as a little girl want to be Rei, who happens to be a total phony. But don't worry, Betty Felon is here to be on Rei's side and tell us what the nerdiest color is! Send us what scout your would creep on and replace on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at [email protected]! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!