Chris and Gardner are broadcasting live from Southtown Pub with Travis running late due to a "slow leak in my tire" hawk. The "Saint Louis Live!" cast runs down their favorite hawk attacks. Chris is upset there are conflicting reports of the Cardinals' interest in mega free agent Bryce Harper. The guys try to figure out the Cards' bullpen plans this offseason. Gardner recalls a number of his visits to gay bars and then mentions what once was the smokiest establishment in town.