Travis starts off the show with a pretty clutch hawk noise. Jeff wasn't here and the Blues got shut out yesterday. Jeff forgot that Tarasenko scored in overtime the other day and Travis owned his ass. Roy Moore is very bad at riding a horse. We have to celebrate a slim victory over an alleged pedophile. Voter intimidation is a big problem in suppressing the black vote. Black people clearly saved America yesterday. Travis thinks America is now the Cleveland Browns. Pocket watches and fedoras are necessary wear at strip clubs. Alabama elected Alec Baldwin. Travis suggests hugging black women and supporting Cardi B. Jeff brought in a chocolate orange and we all eat it. Travis gets kinda racist about Andrei Vasilevskiy. Yale went to war with Shake Shack and we're glad he's not going to yell at us. Roy Moore's attorney did not have a good first day of Hannukah. Travis asks about movies and Chris has seen The Client. Star Wars is a black movie now. There's gonna be some beefcake in Star Wars. "Knickerbocker" is a really tough word to say. Jeff Passan has Shohei Ohtani fake news. The Reds' Ohtani pitch book was interesting and the Cardinals maybe didn't put one together. Alex Colome is going nuts on Instagram and the Cardinals may or may not be close to him. Jeets is not at all good at his new job. The Cardinals have to stop talking about the past. The Cardinals vision for the future is really cloudy right now. Does having Machado in house make it more likely that the Cardinals will be willing to sign him?