The hot stove cooled down for the Cardinals over the weekend but Gaines still thinks Machado is coming. Travis convinced himself that since it didn't happen this weekend it won't happen at all. Disney World is stressful. Why do people care what number baseball players wear? Pat Neshek is kind of a nerd. Travis has a clutch Pat Neshek impression. The Royals are back to being the Royals. The Orioles may have baked in a fake deadline. Momma Gaines texts in with her bag of bath bombs that Gaines is getting for Christmas. Gaines is concerned that the Cardinals would miss out on a deal because of a hesitation to deal Flaherty. The Cardinals haven't traded any meaningful prospects since Dan Haren. Cankles did some standup. Chris got some free hand me down curtains this weekend and spent some time trying to hang them. Judd Apatow had a terrible standup special. Chris is now a call out comedy snob. Cankles and Yale are going to be competing for plugs on the air now. Gaines is an everything snob. What is pickleball anyway? The lines for the brewery lights were absolutely insane this weekend. Jeff yells at nuns at Christmas light displays. A guy was hanging around the ATM this weekend and Jeff wasn't happy about it. Cankles calls in to peacock around his standup performance. Travis is going to start throwing his underwear on stage at comedy shows. The Rams are good now and it may be starting to hurt. Travis is trying to make Andrew Wentworth black. The Case Keenum thing is pretty crazy. Gaines thinks there's a lot of value in having healthy fat guys. Hue Jackson is 1-29 as the head coach of the Browns and he may be coming back. People wearing Rams gear in St. Louis may be allowed to be choked. The Ravens get no history from the Browns.