We're all struggling with the Sick Hawk this morning. Carolla is the podcast to listen to on your deathbed. Jeff is heading east and so Jada and Alex are taking over the Wake Up Hour on Friday. Ross and Rachel are the only white couple Travis knows. Travis continues to insist he's the healthiest member of the show and Chris and Gaines are skeptical. There's a good place to hunt buffalo in St. Louis. Jeff has a movie game for us all to play. It really was a smooth show yesterday and we're all missing Dr. Ed early in the morning. Jeff's technology absolutely fails and the guys go through some hockey talk to cover up for it. Carter Hutton might be the starter now. Is Carter Hutton Dr. Ed? Mucinex would be a really good sponsor for the show. Jeff is completely incompetent in raising the volume on movie clips. Jiffy Lube almost wrecked Jeff's transmission. Travis accidentally retweeted stuff over the weekend. Travis watched Three Buildboards and meditated over the weekend. It's officially screener season. Travis is fighting back against harassment of radio personalities. Do black people eat chicken noodle soup and Sprite? Apparently the way to handle the sickness is to go after it baller-style. Uncensored on ice radio is always awesome. "Juicy Lucy" is a name for intercourse and also a burger. Comedy specials are harder to watch recorded than live. The Bengals re-signed Marvin Lewis and it seems pretty ridiculous. All knee injuries can probably be blamed on Rodney Harrison. Maybe Marvin Lewis is the league-wide pass for the Rooney Rule. If Eric Hosmer doesn't take the offer from the Royals he's an idiot. Is Derek Jeter really motivated by half a million dollars per year? The Cardinals might actually be done at this point. Machado probably isn't happening. The Cardinals and Cubs are definitely in an arms race. Arrieta on a short term deal could be a really good idea.