Jeff is back this morning and he's complaining about yokels in the midwest. Chris was the only guy on the show to pick Alabama yesterday and he's proud of it. Gaines is also happy with the game from a betting perspective. It doesn't look like Trump knows the words to the national anthem. Chris and Jeff thought Gaines was taking a shot at the whites. Tua's game yesterday was wild and a writer called it early. Nick Saban actually showed joy yesterday and called it the happiest night of his life, and Gaines and Chris believe him. Chris and Travis saw a coyote on the side of 170 yesterday and Travis was amazed by the wildlife. Saban is probably back next year reinvigorated. We practice pronouncing Tua's last name for a bit and consider sending the clip to friends in Cleveland since he's probably going to start for the Browns in two years. Mizzou plays both teams in the national championship next year. That's bad news. Is Derek Dooley 90% as good as Lane Kiffin? Drew Lock leaving would probably be good for Barry Odom's job security. Jeff thinks Vladimir Tarasenko shot a puck at him this weekend and it's very narcissistic. Jeff got fully Dilly Dilly'd by a Flyers fan. Gaines would've reached through the glass to catch a puck. The hawk is gone and we're back to warmth. National Treasure has made a real mark on today's youth. We're slowly discovering that none of us have hobbies. We're not in favor of putting Oprah into the presidency. If the Illuminati controlled the world, this is probably what it would look like. We don't know anything about the Quad Cities. Cedar Rapids is a really underrated movie.