Chris, Travis and Gardner are all in-studio. The Cardinals somehow split a four-game series against the Brewers after dropping the first two matchups. Chris wonders what Cards general manager Mike Girsch does on a daily basis. Gardner believes the Redbirds are teasing us like strippers. Carlos Martinez says he saw a ghost in his Milwaukee hotel room. The supernatural sighting likely impacted C-Mart’s most recent start in a negative manner. Gardsy is convinced he was once sexually assaulted by a succubus and then goes on to detail his time at local radio producer Brian Hoffman’s wedding. Travis emphatically states he will still root for ex-Mizzou hoops star Michael Porter Jr. despite him being drafted by Enos Stanley Kroenke’s Nuggets franchise.