Chris and Gardner are in-studio with Travis running just a tad late. Gardner reveals he recently learned you can’t get wet right after a spray tan. Chris divulges a bear was sighted in Wright City yesterday. Gardsy believes the apex predators are planning to attack his family in O’Fallon. The Cardinals blank the Indians 4-0 despite a Greg Garcia surrender bunt in the first inning. Garcia’s capitulation wasn’t a noble moment, but the overall result was proud one. The guys wonder how much it will take to acquire Orioles slugger Manny Machado via trade.