Chris, Travis and Gardner are all in-studio with Truckie B running late due to the “tequila hawk.” Travis calls for the Cardinals to fire newly minted field manager Mike Shildt after the team’s loss to the Pirates last night. Trav is concerned by the club’s overall health right now. TT claims to be a young, but “more bearded” Malcolm Briggs and then wonders if he could be Shildt’s wingman on the local bar scene. Gardner recalls the time he accidentally saw former Mizzou basketball star Doug Smith’s penis. Chris wonders when he was last at the Family Arena in St. Charles. Bre finally shows up for work.