Chris, Gardner and Truckie-B are all in-studio with Travis running late due to a hawk attack. Local comic Chris Cyr is hanging out for the first hour. Cyr details his preparations for an upcoming trip to Mexico. Trav defeats his avian foe and appears behind the mic. Denman asks what rap song Tiger Woods would be if he were one and then attempts to describe Eldrick’s ethnicity. TT asserts he could run a 40-yard dash in under five seconds … with proper stretching beforehand. Listeners call bulls**t on his declaration. Travis brings up a list of controversial changes coming to the Academy Awards ceremony.