Gaines is excited for his birthday month and Jeff is just excited to shave. The Blues lost last night and everyone on Chris's Twitter is pissed about it. The President and Linda McMahon came to St. Charles yesterday and nothing really happened. Chris's house shook yesterday and he thought it was Air Force One. How do we get more airplanes here? Giamatti had some struggles with the dates this month. Gaines didn't have a cool PE opportunity in high school. Jeff had his own office his senior year of high school and no one thinks it's cool. Gaines wore a white tux to high school graduation. Gaines thinks Russell Wilson should be the MVP. Steve in Wildwood texts in with uncomfortable stories about his shower attendance. Brandon Lang (@RealBrandonLang) joins the show to talk football and betting.