Gaines and Travis have disagreements over who gets to say Happy Wednesday. Is "Ning" a pejorative term for "Lightning?" Aqib Talib and Michael Crabtree are getting after it and Adam Schefter is turning into Jerry Seinfeld. Travis is here to hold LeBron accountable for his language and Gaines says that should be against the rules. Why hasn't Trump gone after LeBron? Dr. Ed is here to educate us all on the animal kingdom. Chris's dog now has a cheetah backside. Travis is having full-fledged conversations with Nova and wants to know if it's helping his mental health. What the hell is the deal with dog shows? Could you tell a show dog from a regular dog? Gaines is asking the hard questions about where a giraffe would wear a tie. Travis is going to try to stump Dr. Ed with animal trivia. Dr. Ed is capable of performing Tommy John surgery on rats.