Jada sticks around a little bit to kick off the first segment this morning. The takes are hot and the women say they are as well. Gaines is amused that Stu Durando didn't get invited to the Post holiday party. It's a little bit of a salty room this morning. Chris doesn't like people eating into the microphone and Jeff doesn't like Giamatti looking at his phone instead of putting audio up. Gaines has our Hill report because Chris thinks buildings are all being knocked over. Travis doesn't get to be involved in all the Italian stuff. Gaines has a "Mario" in his family. A woman would probably call the cops on Travis for tasting her sauce. Giamatti wants to know about Wild Hogs. The Last Jedi may be a little long. Judd Apatow really needs to be forced to cut a bunch out of his films. Gaines is coming out in support of Jack and Jill and the Zohan. Gaines is not having it with Bomb Pop Guy. Is a comedy a comedy if it's not funny? Chris introduces us to the concept of "a quirkedy." Cankles is going to try standup which is more than Travis has done. Gale and Yale would be a fun comedy act. It's weird that we don't know anything at all about Bollywood. Travis "develops" projects by smoking weed and thinking of stuff. Martin Rucker (@ruckersouthside) joins the show as Gaines claims he dunk on him. Is there a last minute babysitter Uber-esque app?  Gaines likes the idea of planting cacti under a basketball goal. Do you remember your neighbors from when you were young? Everyone has an unnecessarily mean dog.