It's a happy Tuesday and we're here to bring joy to everyone. Neil Diamond has Parkinson's Disease and we're pretty bummed about it. Chris got $10 too much back at the grocery store last night and dutifully returned it. Jeff has had a hard time buying bok choy. Everyone in the world has unlimited data and so you really shouldn't be paying so much. The government was shut down for 69 hours. Pretty nice. Do your created players ever look like you? Jason Kidd got fired and Giannis is not happy about it. Gaines thinks LeBron should head toward Philly or Milwaukee. Mark Price is apparently the best all-time Cavalier. Is Star Wars about killing straight white guys? Sound mixing and sound editing are basically the same award. We're excited about spring training but Matt Bowman maybe shouldn't be excited. Matt Whitener (@CheapSeatFan) joins the show to give us the 90 second raw wrap up.