Gaines hates Kristaps Porzingis. Jeff thinks this kind of dunk happens a lot and Travis and Gaines aren't having it. How tall was Friedrich Weis? Selling plasma is one way to find out you're way sicker than you think you are. Gaines has never been more confident that the Cavs will be in the finals. Travis is ramping up conversation with all of the relevant accountants to load up on the betting. LeBron didn't get what he wanted this offseason and he's annoyed by it. For some reason, we yell about LeBron for a while. Mike Lee calls in to liberate us from the tyranny of the NBA. Josh McDaniels has apparently decided not to leave New England. McDaniels has to be the next New England head coach, because otherwise this was an insane decision. Is Belichick pulling a Ken Hitchcock? Bruce Arians is probably going to end up coming out of retirement. The Indianapolis organization definitely got caught with their pants down. It's PECOTA day and the Cardinals are pegged at an 84 win team. Doing math is incredibly hard.