Raising twins is a pretty pricey proposition. Travis tries to talk about Net Neutrality and Gaines isn't having it and demands Cardinals talk. When did Todd Frazier turn in to Adam Dunn? Machado would be a very un-Cardinals move but the Cardinals are already making un-Cardinals moves. Ronaldo had a big press conference once. All of the fire seems like it's burning hot with the Cardinals. If the White Sox trade Luis Robert to the Orioles for Machado, Cardinals fans are going to lose their minds. Arlington calls in and Travis asks him about the hood unnecessarily. Arlington spends most of the call promoting his Twitter. Travis thinks the Cardinals are the Ned Flanders of MLB. Derrick Goold has been crushing the reporting and insisting that the Cardinals are rich and don't need to be let off the hook. Benjamin Hochman (@hochman) makes a glorious return to the program. Gaines is a flip flopper and he's Team Mo all of the sudden. Mo has been better and putting together better packages, but Travis is surprised that he's a gunslinger all of the sudden.