The healthiest member of the show sure didn't show up here to eat strawberries. We're joined LIVE by Kevin McGuire (@KevinOnCFB) from NBC Sports to talk some NCAA football. DGB had a rough weekend. Kevin probably has to produce the show next year in order to continue the streak. Jeff was a little skeptical of the Chappelle specials because they felt a little forced. We check in with RoboTrav since real Travis is not yet a part of the show in 2018. Hockey Bob may apply for Travis's job. An old man in Louisiana got busted for being a Nigerian prince. More people may have email in Nigeria than in Louisiana. Car batteries are way too expensive now. Chris is humble bragging that he drives a luxury German sedan. Shake Shack has had some issues staying open and the sewer may not have been ready for it. Barnhart Brawler may be a neocon now. Mission Taco should be shamed for being in St. Charles. Moms on Facebook are really rough to deal with. Old school Facebook statuses that contain "is" can make for some weird flashbacks. Jeff is really bad at social media. Mike Lee's Space Bar has a birthday on Friday and maybe he can host the Wake Up Hour. Gaines is really excited about The Bachelor but thinks it's weird to kick it off the same night as the Rose Bowl. Party Down South is an excellent show. When do grown men decide to call themselves Daddy? "Macguffin" is a pretty fun word. We're figuring out how to make Facebook fun again.