We get the Fair Or Foul out a little early and then launch into a discussion about biting your nails. Why did our parents lie to us about so much stupid stuff? The Blues might actually be good. Travis is really a big fan of pre-emptive public apologizing. We bust out our new segment, Voices Of Saint Louis, which is basically just us reading the STL Today comment section. Jeff crushed the entire bag of donuts and it's pretty hard not to turn one little slip of food into an entire day of eating like crap. Who invented ranch dressing and does it matter? Travis is claiming ranch dressing for black people. Travis found his scarf on the MetroLink. Fair or Foul closes the show as always.