It's a busy Friday full of local celebrities around here. We're all in on the "roll the dice" movement. Travis is really excited about all the players of color finding their way back to St. Louis. Jon Heyman says the Cardinals stack up well in a Machado deal but he's bad at answering his email. Did Manny Machado travel through time to star on Modern Family? A guy in Oakland had a really good idea for Piscotty jersey funds to be donated to the ALS Foundation and the A's president said they're going to do it. Maybe the A's will flip Piscotty over to the Giants. The scub in a scub cap keeps the hawk away. Travis thinks hawks sound like homeless people. Birds make Jeff want to talk about Star Wars. The graphic on the Ozuna tweet was a little bit sketchy. Hockey Bob calls in to drop a little controversy. Gaines goes deep on books of the Bible with Hockey Bob. People go out and spend their hard earned money on baseball so it's OK to have high expectations. People love Shake Shack so much that Amazon would probably run the town for forever and ever.  Would we rather give a giant chunk of the city to Machado or Amazon? People on Rotten Tomatoes are taking The Last Jedi to the woodshed. Travis leaves his adult tabs open on his iPad and thinks that's the same thing as leaving the video in the VCR. The net neutrality conversation is a serious civil rights issue and people haven't taken enough time to learn about it. It seems pretty unlikely that 1100 busses brought people from Mississippi into Alabama. Chris got a little plot twist from a cop once and Travis wants cops to listen to Fair or Foul. Fair or Foul ends the show as always.