Chris is considering beginning a door knocking campaign. Travis thinks he's a safe driver but he's actually so slow that it's dangerous. Chris went to a holiday bar this weekend and it was passably entertaining. Can we talk about fine wives? Jeff knows how to do time three ways and nobody else has heard about it. The Ottawa radio broadcast had an interesting conversation about Grindr over the weekend. Canadian broadcasters stole Cankles's Grindr joke. MPJ was shooting hoops this weekend and Chris says it was photoshopped. The Lakers may pick very high against next season. What conference is Stephen F. Austin in? Antoine Walker had a little bit of financial trouble. It's important to pick out a specific bathroom to use when you're in need. Travis signed up for high school co-op and mostly didn't go to work. Walmart bathrooms are pretty rough. Black Sheep's dad once named a park after himself. Mayor Gaines wants to start naming things after himself. Chris's brother was dragged through some awkward small talk. Chris accidentally threw away some earbuds. Jay Nixon went from maybe being the Vice President to sitting next to Gaines at the Muny. Some old hippie got his land stolen by the state government. Tony Schiavone ran WCW into the ground. Gaines is not in favor of The Rock as President and Travis doesn't really care. The Panthers ownership group could be a hilarious debacle. Mitt Romney was supposed to save the world and then he didn't. Trey Wingo is actually named Hal. Do women named Janice have big bootys? Julius Hunter has a long Wikipedia page. Fair or Foul closes the show as always.